at the bus stop

  • kid: what is that
  • me: what
  • kid: that
  • me: oh its iced coffee
  • kid: did the store sell it to you
  • me: yeah
  • kid: are you 18
  • me: what?
  • kid: you have to be 18 to buy coffee

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

image

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unfollowfriday:

when a straight guy wants to show you something on youtube

image

(via cryinginmyrollsroyce)

buzzfeedgeeky:

davedash:

This is a kids show.

ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW

(Source: thespoonmissioner, via andthosewordsbeoxygen)

brainstatic:

owlturdcomix:

It’s still learning.

Oh my god I feel so bad for this clock I’m going to cry.

(via cryinginmyrollsroyce)

validentity:

Pregnancy Test Blue….

(via cryinginmyrollsroyce)

tylertorres:

diacrit:

hanesonly:

I almost forgot my briefcase!

it contains important lab results

I need these lab results.

(Source: awwww-cute, via gallifreymerthur)

misspelledlife:

SLAAAAY TORONTO IM SO PROUD OF THIS

(Source: adteachings, via aniah-lator)

thefeministme:

VIA: Emma Watson’s Twitter

(via hairy-trousers)

armadillo:

Ok so I woke up this morning and there was a fucking goat in my room

(Source: bastille, via aniah-lator)

sandandglass:

Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.

(via cryinginmyrollsroyce)