this is the police. open up. tell me something about yourself, don’t be afraid
David Tennant with his wife
David Tennant without his wife
I’ve been laughing at this for three years
When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato
"sir we don’t serve that"
don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram
So I’m in college to be a history teacher, and today I realized that I have been blessed with the opportunity to open my class every year with “People assume time is a strict progression of cause to effect, when actually it’s more like a big ball of wibbley-wobbley, timey-wimey… stuff.”
Friendly reminder: Eating foods that aren’t from your own ethnicity is cultural appropriation so please don’t do it!!
( ◕ ◡ ◕ ) thank u~
*shoves 20 pounds of pasta up my ass*